Diabolo Sam

06:45 pm: Spiking
Rohypnol / GHB
"Effects On The User: The effects depend on the amount taken. In small doses, it can have an aphrodisiacal effect and give feelings of euphoria, well-being, relaxation and calmness. At high doses, it can cause dizziness, nausea, vomiting, muscle spasms, loss of consciousness and coma."

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07:13 pm: *does the hula dance*

Ooooo!!!!!

:)

10:33 am: You know that you need to get out and see your friends when you watch a cooking program on a saturday morning.

11:47 pm: I just found out that Jamie Oliver and I have a similar use for "giants green peas".
hehe!

12:33 pm: Well I've used it twice and both times its worked.

That by far makes up for not getting the job. At least now I can rely on it.

BRILLIANT!!

08:48 pm: One coat of paint completed, and i am COVERED in green paint for hair to knees. But at least I've started it. Thank god.

06:14 pm: Rant of the day/week/month

Fuck off you piece of shit. your a whore, with died hair and a shitty smile. You think its clever to screw around, take drugs, get drug and to tell everyone how terrible your life is.
ITS NOT TERRIBLE ITS YOU WHO'S FUCKING IT UP YOU SELFISH COW.

~*AND*~

You utter fucking bitch. If your not intelligent enough or find it "educative" to listen and express your opinions than that's far fucking enough, but you DARE tell me to shut up again. or i might explode and tell everyone what your really like, you back stabbing brown nose.

i would carry on with everyone/thing i hate but no one wants to hear.

01:22 pm: Last night i had a dream that, john cleese, olly, (a lady who i cant remember) and I all had to swallow a slug. But not only did it not look like a snug, but more like a gecko in a condom, but we were also in a woman's toilet.

odd.

12:44 pm: We were sat in bed, and olly was eating the rest of the
chocolate brownie in the pitch black, when I hear a plasticy
sound. He was sat there eating the plastic container after
finishing the brownie.

11:41 am: I have been here for just over four days and I/We have:

slept for about 47 hours
harassed the Storrington village with pretty explosions
walked alot :)
baked cookies
broken a washing machine (with newspaper)
got my feet wet
done "festive actives"
might have slight food poisoning
seen ALOT of deer
received the sweetest and most beautiful gift i have ever been given
celebrated new year, being stoned, stood next to a two foot "new born" jesus
been exploring a little
realised ive came with very little clothes

and other things only important or interesting to me :p

09:31 pm: When you look into a mirror,

do you see your self, or a little girl in such a big scary world?

10:14 pm: The Patchwork Cat

"Good mornings good yawnings" says Tabbys getting up. She stretches. She sleeps on a quilt. It is patchwork like her. She loves it.

Me aged 5/6

11:37 pm: its SO cold here that i wore this to the stables:

underwear (with two pairs of knickers)
3 pairs of long socks
2 pairs of tights
a pair of jods.
a strappy top
a t-shirt
two jumpers
a body warmer
a coat
pair of chunky and waterproof boots
half chaps
full lenght, water proof, fleesie full chaps
a hat
a pair of gloves
a pair of mittens
a scarf


hmmm and i was still cold. i think i might need a full face ski mask or some such thing.

aha dear.

11:22 am: aha fuck off.

09:17 pm: i think i may start living by the gospel according to GHD

sounds interesting, and if it works then the world will be a better place :)

and ill have nice hair. ALL of the time... with nothing licking it.

08:52 pm: brilliant

Apple and Itunes have now a genre called "hardcore"

BRILLIANT

just the news i need :)

08:45 pm: its the back end of November.

Its the 25th of November.

And today i saw my first christmas tree.

Are people aware that you are traditionally ment to get the blasted thing out on the 24th of december.

NOT fucking november.
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*stamps feet at annoying people*

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other than that first snow of the year!

05:13 pm: riite.

i give up. i know that killing is wrong and fox hunting is wrong. and please dont you lot go into a bludy great big argument.

Yesterday there was a group of men, about 9 and about 6 dogs.

they were shooting everything in sight. there is a small "wood" at the bottom of the field next to sams. they had the dogs in there looking for a fox scent. and they found it. they killed the fox alright, after it ran across half of the field blood dripping from it, limping and carrying something in its mouth.

i felt utterly sick.

sam, and every other horse that has ever been on a hunt were running at he fences and wanting to jump a 3foot 6 fence of wire... (idea of a group of dogs... foxes, you get the idea why they wanted to go)

SO. yes i agree, fox hunting is wrong. so is shooting. but i still think if we have to "control" and whatever else, hunting is much more humane.

(no rants at me for thinking that. i do think its moraly wrong and disgusting, however, it still in my opinion the best way if there is a problem)

next rant will be saved for when i next see the fucking bastard with a Xtrail bike.

02:04 pm: I spent 1 hour and 27 minutes on the phone to a lady from O2.

This is what I was told:

The guy who stole my phone hasn't used it.

I "wanna get yourself down to O2 and get a good buddle deal".

She lives near me.

All other phone companies are liers. (as are men)

She tried to give me her number.

She sounded scarily like the lady from TGI Fridays.

I think I might just give up and admit I sound like a lesbian.

05:21 pm: resently i found (and re-realised) these things...

im stressed to an unbelievable amount. but am all fixed now :) learnt how to un-stress *claps hands excitedly*

people are made happiest by the smallest thing.

it is posible to eat breakfast, however not lunch.

no one should ever try to drink more than jess.

im am SO sick of the look of my LJ, sooo any ideas for a different look?? meh... i really dont want a pink or purple one... TOOOO girlie :(